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The Wooing of Sam Elliott
Alright Sam Elliott, we're going to level with you... Hot Pink Jesus loves you, this you know, for his Gospel tells you so. Now won't you love him back and help bring the cinematic second coming of the final act of his Gospel to the silver screen so that the world may know cinematic salvation? Act II - A Saint of Sin in a Den of Thieves will commence principal photography this Spring, and Jesus needs you Sam! We're the inmates running the cinematic asylum Sam... we tell stories that'll serenade your brain, and ride off into the sunset with your heart, and we need your help Sam! Won't you help us save Jesus?!?
CLICK HERE TO HELP SAVE JESUS!!! *
(*Mad Ones Films doesn't technically, actually, guarantee that your soul will be saved per se but c'mon... every little bit helps, right?)
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